I left my hockey gear on the balcony of an old apartment to dry out. Someone actually stole it. And that gear fucking reeked. Person had to be desperate.

Feel free to take a sniff of my elbow pads, gloves or shin pads! Hell, even my hockey socks manage to get disgusting.

Even after being professionally cleaned, my hockey bag could be thrown in enemy territory and declared a contravention of the Geneva Convention for use of biological warfare.

Heineken is awful and people like you keep it existing. Guinness is good, but it’s far from the best stout.

Ugh. Sours suck. Fuck you sours, if I wanted sour, I’d buy a pack of cherry blasters.

Drink more IPAs. They weren’t my favourite, cut now I love them. The citrusy florally goodness is amazing. Doubles are great. Triples are OK. But man, a nice, citrus IPA really hits the spot. 11 am? Time to finish work and go drink.

I was in a relationship for the entire existence of tinder up until 6 months ago. I should have got out sooner. Boning more is great.

This is genius. I have stayed in touch with the most bone-able employee we ever had, sadly she’s been dating the same dude for 3 years now. As soon as that ends though!

Why, do you have a shitty practice? If I declare it a shitty practice, with no evidence, will you sue me for libel? Is that what libel even is? If you do plan on suing me for libel due to your (probably) shitty practice, can you refer me to a better lawyer?

Of course, none of it matters because it’s near impossible to bone while wearing cutoffs.

I bet the stories made it worth it.

Everyone in agreement in this thread are LAME VIRGINS. It had to be said.

My office only has like, maybe 4 boneable coworkers. Needs more boneable coworkers.

This would be ideal. Sadly not my situation. God damnit. Great boning though.

ALSO, great job on the illustration, Craggs

I think it depends on your place of employment. When I was in school and working part time in retail, I boned as many coworkers as I could. It never really got ugly, and if it did, one of the girls just ended up quitting because it’s retail.

Finally, a spokesman for the people!

I hope you get hit by the Ricky Bobby Wonderbread car.

How is THIS not a Senior Week post?