That family is still the absolute worst (and fuck the people who point to actual criminals or whatever, you people are actually the worst).

I will THROW YOU IN THAT FIRE.

This is a terrible take. Go eat your shitty flavourless bread meant for pigeons and GO HOME.

Sourdough and ciabatta are too low IMO

This dude needs to be on the NSA and CDC watch list ASAP. If you can’t aim, use toilet paper, sicko!

Nah, Less Than Jake/Reel Big Fish tour. They tour together constantly anyways (and are awesome).

Simple solution: Listen to ska. Ska music is the best. Know why? It features trombones, trumpets and saxophones. You know what rocks? ALL OF THOSE THINGS. Ska music is so upbeat and makes me happy. Also ska dancing is called “skanking.” Let’s go skank the night away is a perfectly legitimate thing to say at a ska show.

Yeah, but at least its better than horses at the olympics. All you clown-ass centaurs and bronies can come at me.

YOU’RE WRONG, PLAID IS BEST

I have some hiking shorts that I guess could be classified as cargo because they have the extra side pocket on one side, but they don’t bulge out and the zipper stays rather hidden. So they give me the added pocket space when needed, but look like regular plaid shorts. Best of both worlds. Plus probably more…

Everyone knows guns go in the waistband.

I just felt sad and a little hopeless reading this. And I’m a Packers fan.

It’s stories like this that make me happy the only bodies of water I have access to are frigid hell holes of a river or alpine lake that will murder you with hypothermia. No jelly fish though. I think the scariest thing I would encounter is a pike and I haven’t heard of too many (or any) of those actually going in for…

I think that’s what you call divine intervention. DO NOT MESS WITH DOMINICAN JESUS.

Beat me to it. That’s some solid hydrology.

God fucking damnit. Guess I’ll bite.
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False. The Song of the Summer is Parachute by Chris Stapleton.

I do. Weird. Had no idea there were regional spelling variances.

Buying gifts for babies is by far the most stress inducing task I have ever dealt with. Apparently nerf guns aren’t “baby appropriate” which is bullshit.

Yeah, no, that just makes you not lazy. A foodie is the intolerable prick constantly droning on about the hottest new restaurant to open up in the hipster-est part of town that has the most delectable deconstructed Big Mac.