YES! I love when science reinforces my laziness.

I don’t think “fibre” is right in Canada?

I’m with you. Making my bed pretty much never happens. If it does, I lazily pull that shit back over the bed, pillows underneath because why do I want to have to tug the covers out from UNDER the pillow?? It doesn’t look nice though. Plus in the summer, most nights I end up kicking the covers off anyway, so what’s the…

This is true. “Welcome to university, here is your $20,000 Pulp Fiction poster.”

Listen Dan, anyone who refers to themselves as a “foodie” and even desires the title, despite the fact your food of choice is chit carnival food (which I’m not saying is bad, I will cram my face hole with deep fried oreos and jalapeno corn dogs), needs to take a hard look in the mirror and STOP. There is no worse way…

That rendering fat will make its own marinade.

I thought his best fiction was Rex Ryan: Greatest Coach Ever

I figure it has to be FIFA, but I mean, an orgy is probably the best...

Can we please get Mad Bum in the derby? I want to see how he does.

Josh Donaldson had a monster dinger crush the Budweiser sign. Him and Carerra also went back to back. Where’s the Blue Jays dinger write up?

Dude...

Bullshit that Therrien won out.

And Canadiens trade Subban for Weber. And Stamkos signed. What a day!

The point is more the offer sheet ties the other GM’s hand. And it’s not like they are going to offer sheet everyone at some crazy high price that requires a first round pick as compensation. The picks you have to give up are tied to the AAV of the contract, so if you decide to fuck with a GM and offer a 5 million…

2009 - took Tim Erixon. Ryan O’Reilly was drafted 10 spots later.
2008 - Greg Nemisz. Ugh. Picks that followed? Tyler Ennis and John Carlson. Also of note, Roman Jossi was the 8th pick of the second round.
2007 - OK, Michael Backlund was not a bad pick. But knowing what we know now? PK Subban. Second round.

Oh man... every Flames draft since like before 2013? In 2012 they trade down for Mark Jankowski. They COULD have taken Olli Maatta who went the very next pick. Tanner Pearson was taken with the last pick of the first round. I believe they could have stayed put (fuck doing research) and taken Tomas Hertl or Teuvo…

Can you provide some warning that there will be a giant picture of Mark Davis on the top of your website in the future? Don’t know how I will get rid of that image from by head now.

I can’t say cromulent embiggens this sort of memory for me.

I thought that was her best song in years.

All I can think of is the ode to black men’s penis’. Damn you Titus Andromedan!!