When I was fourteen (fifteen?) years old, any time I was left home alone I would find the spare key to my dad’s Jeep and drive it around the subdivision at (what I thought was) breakneck speeds. Just drive around the block. The last time, I mixed up the gas and brake whilst reversing out of the driveway and nailed the…

It’s obvious:

How do you get to the engine, cut it’s face off?

That’s just putting safe driving over pure component wear. Which is not a bad tradeoff at all. Your dad was right, from the perspective of good driving.

The owner of this SSR and the Alien PT Loser have to be the same person

*Sees price

TWO SCOOPS

It’s slightly disturbing, even to me, how much I enjoyed this particular episode of Fancy Kristen.

Serious answer: put the phone down and drive. The BMW moto is " the ultimate driving machine".

I’m a big fan of the Navigator’s digital instrument panel, very clean. Shoutout to The Straight Pipes, where I screenshotted it from. Best reviewers on YouTube.

Round lights, all the way. It’s just feels more correctly VW-ish.

Oh, yeah, baby! Kristen has $29 in her wallet. I have $30 in my wallet. I win!

For all the bullshit spewing from their mouths, that was an absolutely artful boulder drop onto a tiny target. Kudos to the bobcat operator.

I bought 3 cubic yards of decomposed granite a few months ago and went to pick it up with my B2500.

Jesus Stef, offer us a palate cleanser at the end next time.

oh cut it out...

You monster. It’s the matching wheels that really make this eye-searingly bad.

You’re joking. That’s not a real car.

Blacked out lights.

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.