Ha. He fucking wishes he was that good.

There’s a term for this exact phenomenon. “The Great White Hope”

In some ways this reads like “man, we’re looking for some white men to beat back the African savages. We may have finally found one.”

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Like that time Jessica Coen offered $10,000 to whoever could produce Lena Dunham’s unretouched Vogue photos?

Drew, the Cardinals do not care about you, you should go see a specialist about your anger issues with them. PS: not a cardinals fan by any means, actually I don’t like them, but I don’t hate them.

And even if psychology trumps spots, I’d rather my “bad” wrestling be undersized guys building spots instead of mullet heads trading nerve holds. Psychology is tops when you’re talking about Horsemen vs Hollywood Blondes, not Hogan vs King Kong Bundy.

What annoys me to no end is when JR acts like spot wrestling and…

Don’t downplay the CAA football also-ran and perennial America East basketball runner up Stony Brook Seawolves

Blatter and his cronies make Ricky and Julian look like Professor Moriarty.

Because they are not paid to hit. They are paid to pitch.

Putin’s strategy includes hyping stories like this to fan nationalism by “proving” that peace-loving Russia’s problems are a result of a campaign of aggression by the militarist West designed to bring Russia to her knees. In the absence of a free media to contest such nonsense, it’s working.

I’m a huge track fan and a former college sprinter... My question is, I argue that all of the world class sprinters are on drugs. I still respect the hell out of them, but I am convinced they are all on drugs. Am I wrong?

Idea: let athletes dope in all sports. Who gives a shit at this point? The myth of competition has given way to money. All sports are about money, and stars make money. If doping allows more athletes to become stars, more power to ‘em.

Watching Harden methodically erode his defender’s balance and rhythm is like watching prime-years Roger Federer set some poor shlub up over the course of a rally.

this is a joke about deflategate and the headline please star and +1 thanks

There was nothing newsworthy about that game (Austin Rivers didn’t fall down).

You. Are criticizing. Babies. Literal babies. Toddlers. You, a presumable adult, slapped your big fat fingers on the keyboard to let the internet know you have spotted a flaw in a toddler’s logic.

Hey, those rights are important. Can you imagine if A-Rod hit the home run and all of a sudden the fuckin’ Mariners or someone swooped in and gave him a 6 million dollar bonus? That would have been embarrassing.

The union would fight regardless because they don’t want teams to think that marketing deals that they can later void are a way to get around the guaranteed contracts. No one in the MLBPA wants to look like the NFLPA.