“What a great date night, right, babe?”

Trust me. Tommy will never get into Cooperstown.

4 months, 243 pages, no proof, and a bunch of dick jokes, seems oddly appropriate for the NFL.

Ironic, non-boxer and writer Drew Magary criticized Mayweather as a boxer today but I guess he’s qualified to do that.

Floyd Mayweather is an illiterate moron who has a government license to punch people in the head. Expecting him to restrain his head punching at this point is counter intuitive to all the incentives society has sent him his entire life. This is not Floyd Mayweather’s problem, this is our problem as a people, we’re…

It’s been a while, but wasn’t it one of those magically binding spells that forced him to compete? In the sense that if he didn’t do it he would die? Although there’s nothing to stop him from going to the first task and losing.

“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

I’m surprised you didn’t call him a Flatbush Zombie. Granted, Flatbush is a couple miles away on the other side of Prospect Park, but still.

Also every TNA match.

“Woman Uncovers Two-Way Mirror in Bathroom” sounds like one thing, but this is pretty clearly another. There are a lot of crazy/weird/stupid people in this world, and the owner of this business is just another one of them. You’ve made the pieve about how out-of-touch some small business owner is, because you find it…

NCAA - “getting free shit is so serious to us, you’re better off facing state shoplifting charges.”

Isn’t that hilarious? It’s not like we live in some master planned community with an HOA and exterior walls that can only be one of three colors. This is PHILLY for God’s sake.

Houston got some decent pitching?! What is happening?

wow! what a fun day of exciting playoff basketball and hockey with some enjoyable early-season baseball mixed in. must be a great sportscenter filled with highlights and excitement! let’s grab that remote and flip on over to catch the fun!

Then Deadspin blames the ball getting stuck on construction so they can write another useless article

This seems like pretty standard high school mischief to me. I hope they don’t make an example of this kid for using poor judgment on prom night.

Seems a little silly to acknowledge half of Mr. Gidari’s comment... If you can take the time to summarize the fight, you can take time to say, “Oh shit, you’re right... It’s more likely he meant he felt he was winning, not that he had won after voluntarily throwing in the towel... Because he’s probably not an idiot...…

I was flipping by the new terrible version of The Odd Couple (a CBS program these days) and there was joke where the bartender switches the channel on the bar’s TV and then placates the angry customers by saying, “It was just soccer!”

My theory is their aged viewers don’t know how to use, and possibly have never heard of DVR’s, so they still tune in to the regular scheduled broadcast that’s listed in the back of their local newspaper each week. Hence the high overnight ratings. Also, Tom Selleck is still handsome as hell.

“He’s a good wrestler, but he don’t know Compton.”