3. To all of the sorority girls who never gave Charley aka. Dave/Drew the time of day. Congratulations……you saved yourself a tremendous amount of time, effort, headache backed by retarded writing. You are a retard Drew Magary and your writing sucks.

Someone’s salty all they have is an apple.

The tickets are like $15 most games, do you think anyone with season tickets is a douche?

Which one of you assholes allowed this guy to publish his final essay from his ENG101 class at NYU?

June 23, 2015: The day Deadspin officially died.

So the current Yankees are kind of like the very-early 80’s Yankees? The Yankees have a very high upside that can turn into a dumpster fire very quickly if too many things go wrong at once.

Cashman’s being forced to play bad cop publicly because the new ownership doesn’t have 1/10th the cojones George Sr. had. If you think Cashman is the one pulling the strings here you need to stop reading the Daily News.

IANAL, but I’m pretty sure that if an informal agreement is acknowledged and witnessed by outside parties at the time a contract is signed, the informal agreement must be followed.

I’m surprised they haven’t already done exactly that for the people they actually represent.

I’m not blaming Gawker, I’m blaming the narrative crafted for this fight.

The split between how shitty Mayweather is to how shitty Pacquiao is is like 80/20, and I’d bet a large sum of money there’s a racialized aspect to it, or at the very least a nationalized one. And I’ve been here a lot less often than I used to be, actually.

Welcome to the Gawker Network, where analysis is made up and knowledge on the subject at hand doesn’t matter. What the fuck happened to this place? It used to be the place to go for the stuff ESPN wouldn’t cover, now its become a soapbox for writers who lack nuanced understanding of the subjects they cover. The whole…

The Premier League does not cost "next to nothing", especially for its timeslot.

They would if there was a market for it. There obviously are a bunch of people who watch soccer on TV in America, otherwise it wouldn’t be on the fucking television.

How does the “awful lottery system” have anything to do with this? All the record provides is lottery odds, so the Heat will either have the 10th or 11th best odds of getting a pick, not adding in the worst team being guaranteed a top-3 pick. There’s actual drama today in the NBA over playoff seeding, and you choose…

A deathmatch is a term used to describe ultra-violent pro wrestling matches, usually with the use of over-the-top weapons such as barbed wire-wrapped baseball bats and flaming tables.

Because Beyonce isn't married to a former crack dealer or anything.

I wasn't giving them the credit for the lazy pun.

The only ones that make any sense to me are the Celtics, Pelicans, and Jazz.

I refuse to believe this isn't some crazy viral marketing for the new season of Trailer Park Boys.