I would say it is even simpler than that. We don’t see black holes, we see stuff which orbits and/or falls into them.

My ovaries have so much wasted money making potential. They need to stop mooching off of me and get a goddamned job.

I am totally trying to accidentally on purpose get pregnant so I can have another super fun times abortion! I love expensive medical procedures! I love bleeding and cramping for days on end! SO FUN, YOU GUYS!!

I’ve been lurking and lingering here for a while. I’m hoping to be ungreyed by the presidential election, I like to keep my goals between modest and mediocre.

Yeah if you go in seeking n abortion that is what you want. What is the other alternative, that they’re too stupid to understand adoption? Fuck off Rubio.

I know right? I should be getting laid for science right now instead of ironing my work clothes for the rest of the week.

These people love to talk about “options”... the GOP desperately wants to make sure these poor pregnant lambs know their options. I’d love to know what some of these mythical and manifold options are because as far as I know there are only three, all of which are addressed and acknowledged by PP. This is pandering of…

“Let us forsake convention and live a life of profitable abortion” is the greatest thing I have read today.

The saddest thing about menopause was the end of relaxing, lucrative abortions. Good times, good times.

You’re starting to make me feel guilty for not pulling my fair share.

Are you kidding? I can’t even guess how many girlfriends/one night stands of his have been dropped of outside a PP at eight a.m. with two hundred dollars.

He’s confusing Planned Parenthood, which is pretty comprehensive in going over every option (adoption, abortion, prenatal care, etc.), with the Crisis Pregnancy Centers he’d rather fund. You know, those ones that actually do lie to women and hide options.

I’m convinced every woman on the planet cringes every time a doctor holds up a speculum.

Sounds like he was at a Pregnancy Crisis Center, with all his claims of misinformation...

To think of all that money I wasted on condoms. I could have made a gazillion dollars!!!

Honestly. Here, all along, I’ve been popping out babies for my career as a welfare queen . Had I known I could have been aborting them rather than going through with the whole 40-week pregnancy, I’d have been turning a profit that much more quickly! Man, it’s the American Dream for real!

Let us forsake convention and live a life of profitable abortion! Want to start a business together?

Damn, me too. I’m now so envious of all those abortion millionaires.

Man, I’m in the wrong industry! I could’ve just laid back and watched the checks roll in if I had set up my fetus mill. BTW, would it be inappropriate to call my uterus a fetus mill?

Isn’t it a sorry ass state of affairs when the world treats women in such a way that a woman feels compelled to be thankful for being acknowledged as a human being