It probably doesn’t help that his mouthguard is made of Nylabone.
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Not to mention the Brazilian whacks.
Umm, the Lakers are 5-1 in their last 6 games. The only teams with better records in their most recent 6 games are the Warriors and Cavs. You really expect the third best team in the NBA right now to tank after adding the #2 pick in the draft? Boy you are dumb.
It was his aunt, Crystal....
The Celtics already got the last win of their season earlier tonight
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Mandatory, for yesterday:
Trump: Holt?
Holt: Yes, Donald?
Trump: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Holt: Well, I can’t say I have, Donald.
Trump: Vodka, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water?
Holt: Well, I-I believe that’s what they drink, Donald, yes.
Trump: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not…
I don’t hate any of them, but I’m a Papa Murphy’s fan.
Now that’s a guy who looks like he just ollied off a girl’s tits.
Karlsson won the Norris twice including once (some would say twice) when Nashville’s (at the time) Shea Weber should’ve won it.
Bring it. #SMASHVILLE
In the south, it’s par for the course.
If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!
Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…
This is the big one! I’m cumming, Elizabeth!
Maybe not, but Browns fans are certainly used to being chopped and screwed.
+1 delicious pumpernickel bread and honey butter
Ummm, he was good but not spectacular in 2009 (a pretty poor .908 save % and 0 shut out) and Malkin was so clearly the best player on the team in 2009 it wasn’t even close. Fluery was great in 2008 and is probably responsible for the continued existence of Michel Therrien as an NHL coach following his mid season…