This whole trend disgusts me. A bunch of “me-first” snowlakes. What ever happened to doing it for your team? Your coaches? Your teammates? The athletic department? The university as a whole?
Selfish. Totally totally selfish.

Here in Chicago there’s a more Machiavellian explanation circulating this weekend: the Bears front office is under instructions to devalue the franchise as much as possible. The McCaskey’s have been publicly adamant for decades that the Bears would be a family affair. However there is a looming problem: the principal…

Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

Cleveland just doesn’t know this draft was bad, yet. It’ll be realized in a couple of years like every other draft of recent memory. I have a friend who is a Cleveland fan, they are all full of hope at the beginning of every season saying “this is the year” and then Cleveland does their thing and snatches that hope,…

It’s like waiting in line at dunkin to get the last chocolate and a dude gives you $1000 to cut and then gets a bagel.

Wow. You’re the worst.

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable

That’s still better than Vince’s idea...

LaVar later compared himself and Big Baller Brand to Uber

Meet the Balls, past runners-up in SmotherBoy XIII

Yea, I shouldn’t front. I rock a pair of gray Converse (!) sweatshorts as much as humanly possible and I did attempt to leave the house for a social event wearing them with a high school wrestling shirt. Once. My (now) wife kiboshed that real good.

Careful. I’m normcore to the marrow of my bones, but I have no delusions about looking good while I’m doing my thing. Don’t compare this to women wearing yoga pants. Women wearing yoga pants is absolutely my thing, and I couldn’t be happier that damn near everybody wears them in my neighborhood.

Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

Please tell me Scaramucci purchases his movie tickets with Fandango.

What a baseless statement.

Mark Jackson?

This is a delibrate joke right? The Magna Carta is a writen constitution. In many ways it’s THE written constitution. I actually saw one of the original copies recently, all down there on paper with words and everything.

And your roof starts leaking

That whole family just needs to take it easy. Enough with the kicking and such, you goddamn fucking robots

That’s ok, I’m an old professional too. Salma Hayek is my personal kryptonite.