You know, as a woman, fuck that girl. That was not an okay move. She deserved it. You don’t sneak attack the anus, ever.

Live look at Trump supporters trying to imagine how any of this benefits them:

Alexei Yashin

I think I have this figured out now:

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

You gotta go Frito’s with chili

To crush his coaching staff, to see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

David Griffin: Our offer to your client is 4 years for—

I call her mom or Dianne when she is super drunk and calls me to pick her up from the fucking bar at 2am and I need to get up for work in a few hours!

You got a problem with me calling my mom Mother? Well kiss my ass. If you’ve got a problem with it, maybe we should step outside. Although I warn you, you do NOT want to bang heads with me.

Steve Kerr was always a funny guy when he was in Cleveland, too. Michael Jordan, the day after dropping 63 points in a playoff game against the Cavs, said he could put up 63 every night against Ehlo and Kerr.

I, for one, am really looking forward to a Jim Tomsula defense playing against a Jim Bob Cooter offense. Or as I like to call it, the hobo super bowl.

The Packers couldn’t even win! This is why we need to break the unions! Sad! - @realdonaldtrump

get that $

That’s ok, I want to make a joke about how he gives you just enough time to read it before forcing his head into your crotch/butt for 10 minutes.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Theme For a Jackal

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

That kid’s a trouble starter, a punk instigator. After all this Trump business, he just looks like he’s fear-addicted, maybe even danger illustrated.

What I’m trying to say is, he’s no more than a firestarter, albeit a twisted firestarter.