I’m sure this has been posted a lot this week, buuuuuuut....

One of the guys on ESPN Radio suggested that LiAngelo should switch sports and go play football. That might not be such a bad idea. And from LaVar’s standpoint, he can get BIG BALLER BRAND into another sport.

I FULLY support the return of Kevin Mack Shoulder Pads

Thank you for not going off on a tangent.

I’d bet at least $5 her favorite song is “Before He Cheats”

That seems like a gay porn name.

Ah okay, I hadn’t seen that.

Barry, Ohtani actually DOES have a timeline. He was just posted, so there is now a 21 day window for him to sign with a team. Now on to Stanton.

I just assumed SHIT PISS KILL was the follow-up song to DRINK, FIGHT, FUCK

Can’t read sunfish without remembering this gem:

“Wrecking Ball” as covered by Mutoid Man and Mel from Royal Thunder.

Oh damn. How could I leave out Big Bone Lick State Park?!

I love that he mentioned the Tillicum Bridge, if only because that name is FANTASTIC.

Paula Cole’s follow up single was clearly not as good.

This deserves ALL the stars

The guy leaning to his left to get out of the way of that person’s massive gut.... and I used person because I am VERY unsure of the gender of the shirtless person.

Blaine, Brock, and Blake. *immediately hears the Dan LeBatard “WHIIIIIIITE GUYYYYYYS” in head*

(Extremely Norm McDonald voice) Except he might MURDER you!