Thanks to the vampire boning discussion:

If I’m a vampire, this is my fucking theme song right here:

The item description on the console version says “These large pants cannot be touched.”

I can totally see that now.... Doesn’t change anything.

Saw the notification about the comment and told myself, “If it’s not Elizabeth Hurley from Bedazzled.....” Well played friend. Well played. But the problem with the Devil is when the Devil is this form:

Fuckin’ Immortal

Okay, STD-ony42

WHY ARE THERE TWO POSTS ABOUT THIS BOOK?!?! WHY IS THIS BOOK A THING???

Did you summon Dhampyr???

God did that show become un-fucking-watchable.

Where are we ranking witches? Cause.... I mean....

Over/under 1.5 seconds before LaVar Ball is cracked in the head by a D cell battery....

See also:

This item got a hearty chuckle when I discovered it.

1. Most sporting events are night or indoors.

Wolfsbane made me think of this song:

TRUST THE PROCESS

When the organist is the best part of going to games, the team may have a problem.

“The Wizard”