So Boston is now Pee Pee Pants City then?

Do I Wanna Know?

This is the perfect synergy of band and venue:

This story: http://kron4.com/2017/05/17/infant-in-arkansas-found-with-nearly-100-rodent-bites/ made me think of this song:

And noted shithead Corey Perry just ended it. Fuck.

I love that they guessed “If he came to camp at 400 lbs, they’d probably make him lose weight, but he could still be pretty good at 300 lbs.” Mike Trout, offensive lineman weight, still best player in baseball.

There better be a guacamole bowl in that gift basket.

Antonio Cromartie and Mitt Romney.

You’re so reich about that.

I KNOW. Are those guys even wearing protective gear AT ALL??? Player safety has grown by leaps and bounds since then.

There’s an episode of the Effectively Wild podcast where they speculate what Mike Trout Max WAR for a season could be, based on previous career highs, and it comes up to right about 14 WAR. That’s assuming he doesn’t BEAT his career highs. Personally, I think he could retire after this season and he’s a first ballot…

Oh fuck Cajun Dill Pickle sounds amazing. I’ll be on the lookout for those. But these are the chips I mean.

Freddie Freeman has hit a homer in every series the Braves have played this year. He was probably the only person outside of the insanely resurgent Ryan Zimmerman who could’ve given Harper a challenge for the NL MVP. This sucks for Freeman, and for the Braves fan.

Are you my fiancée? She geeks put HARD about dresses with pockets and she too is blessed/cursed with being a comely lass.

What flavor of potato chips? I’ve been hella into the Ruffles “All Dressed” lately. They’ve even replaced sour cream and onion as my favorite chips. Well done, Canada.

HOLY SHIT I SAW A GUY WEARING ONE THE OTHER DAY IN MISSOURI. I.... I did not know this is actually a thing.

Oh good it’s 1993 all over again.

Briles just recruits dudes that could save the President from ninjas.

At what point does this school get the fucking death penalty? Basketball player murdered and covered up by coach? Nah. MULTIPLE gang rapes by the football team? Naaaahhhh. What does it take?

I can agree with this. But pretty much everything else about that franchise is absolutely awesome.