Holy fucking shit, that is irritating. I had to stop it around minute 2. They could use this at Guantanamo Bay and break people in less than 20 minutes.

"I answered 11 questions for you. And for WHAT."

Elektra is cool but rude.

Hahaha, what a story, Bruce! I'm so lucky you are my best friend and I love Lois so much.

Getting hammers at Chipotle is possible if you break into the maintenance closet.

"Not A Noble Enough Profession, Internet!"

"Pikachu, the chubby yellow rodent"

In my fantasies? Usually by rolling over to my left and nudging Alison Brie out of the way.

QUOTES FROM THE PILOT:

James Marsters reading THE DRESDEN FILES is one of the only reasons I've ever broken down and bought an audio book.

SHAMEFUL CONFESSION: Until I read this article, I thought the lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama were “Well, I hope Neil Young will remember / Superman don’t need him around anyhow.”

All hail Empress Beyonce. Long may she reign.

"I'm a silly speedster baby! Velocity 9 for eating tastes good?"

"The mouth ALONE cannot complete FELLATIO! Work the SHAFT with your RIGHT HAND, Jefferson, WHILE simultaneously cradling the BALLS with your LEFT!"

Yeah. Poor bastard just wanted her healthy again, even if she was evil and he was psychotic.

I'm totally down for that if we don't get a Season 3.

True enough.

We can only hope he brings her back to some semblance of sanity and she takes over his gang while wearing a copper mask later on.

No, no - you're thinking of the correct response to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

. . . go on.