While I'm sure they'll use this new power of lack of censorship responsibly, a part of me hopes that this new lack of boundaries will somehow lead to Alison Brie reenacting the "Hector The Well-Endowed" speech she gave in pantomime in as filthy a manner as is humanly possible.

This dream is so beautiful that it not existing hurts my heart a little.

I'm all for seeing more of Annie's Boobs but half of that statement would not be a Chang for the better.

Since you might want an actual serious answer, here's four I can think of off the top of my head:

"Whatever. I was totally a woman before it was cool." - Hipster Loki

Airport builders: "This statue killed it's creator? Hmm. I know! Let's make it THE FIRST THING ANYONE SEES when they arrive in our city!"

Denver, not a music city? Tsk.
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Sure most of our bands are fairly fucking irritating but they're famous now, dammit. I think. Maybe. The String Cheese Incident has inflicted their music on the nation now that Phish is finally gone, right?

Shadowrun having a motherfucking intelligent dragon living and ruling stuff from his roost in Denver made me swell with pride at the thought of my hometown being a scary, badass dragon's throne.

I'm very sad to see your writing go from The AV Club but I wish you well. Thank you for all the stellar reviews.

I'd be surprised if she doesn't turn out to be Echo.

My college roommates had unlocked an "unlimited cash" cheat on their copy of The Sims and I asked if I could mess around with it.

Yes, but now that they exist, everyone in every large corporate office makes sure to steal their red stapler whenever possible if/when they get shitcanned.

Hmm. Given that the actual "wars" were fought upon a planet constructed by the Beyonder, would it be fair to say it was actually "fought in space"? Perhaps a better punchline would have been "Annihilation"-

"She was high. Fucked up! Talkin' about, uh, how she met a QUEEN!"

Rather than debate these vastly disparate shows, I'm just going to combine them in my head and see what hilarity results.

I don't watch the show but I thought I may as well respond as follows:

I would only be satisfied if A) they did at least four different stories/sections of the movie diverging off of the first ten minutes, B) two of the directors of the four different stories were David Lynch and Spike Jonze and C) we got at least six different endings.

I was all ready to be a cynical sourpuss and not cry but then they sprung Amy Pond on us and my emotions exploded. Goodbye, Raggedy Doctor.

"Sorry, but not into that show. Therefore not playing for either team."

"she and her daughter visit him once a year or so"