Okay, let’s get into it.

It’s an interesting premise, very 1990's post-Soviet collapse of communism kind of idea, though I cannot imagine how the Klingons would actually convince people to stick with the Empire. “Hey, we’ve got plenty of Gagh for everyone!”

Thanks. I literally clicked on this article to complain about this nonsense. 

“Helming" means directing...

Yes, I was expecting this comment, and I was not disappointed. If it weren’t here I would have posted it. I’d give more stars if I were allowed.

Yup! I remember that! Even better than Star Trek’s “lyrics”, because they actually scan.

For extra meta when the grid was 3x3 they should have put a picture of Charles Nelson Reilly in the center square.

Did Robert Patrick join a gang?

Just based on the trailer, it feels like “You like science fiction? Cool, cool. We’re gonna make This Is Us with rockets.”

Angry, bald, goateed Sisko is Best Sisko.

By far my fave Weyoun/Combs scene. The way he says “Oh my! That is quite toxic, isn’t it?” is just masterful.

Geez.

Beethoven: “Goodbye sauerkraut, hello collard greens.” 

Beethoven: “I’ve always wanted to say this: ‘for shizzle!’” 

Where was he buried? I got a shovel, you can get an ancestry.com kit. We’ll solve this thing tonight at midnight.

Why can’t Beethoven be black? Alexandre Dumas was and people didn’t lose their damn minds!

I'd like to believe this but given that people lined up to eat at the local Pizza Ranch that opened despite our current orders, I don't know that I have that much faith in most people. 

See, originally in BvS, Superman’s line to Batman was “Save the Mars Bar.” And Batman got very upset at that, since it was his favorite candy bar as a child; in fact, the last time he’d eaten one was at the movie theater the night his parents were murdered.

There is a weirdly oppressive energy coming from that promo. The music makes it seem like HBO is here to subjugate our planet, and we should be grateful.