I prefer the sex-specific search engine, Bada Bing.

Amazing. But when I first read the headline, I thought it was a video of worms moving around inside a brain.

I want to know who zipped them up every day.

I hate to be "that guy" because you're my favorite writer on io9, but it's "penchant for all things shiny" not "pension". :-)

Wait, are you saying there was something in the library OTHER than a naked Megan Mullally?

Shouldn't a dictionary include words that are NOT so much in common use? Shouldn't it be an expansion on the common lexicon, an illumination of it? That was always my favorite part of having a dictionary around: looking for words I didn't already know.

Would YOU want to be strapped to your chair for 6 - 8 hours at a time? Or however long their shifts were. The bigger question is, who cleans up all the crap knocked off of the shelves after each battle?

Why is the water black?

Well done! And yes, Scott's crime was definitely "for his daughter". To keep her fed or get her medicine/pay for operation. Something like that.

My guess is Hank is in a basement lab because he's been pushed out of his own company! The one with his NAME ON IT! And he's recruiting Scott to steal back his own invention(s). The low-rent test comes from the suit Hank built in his totally secret basement lab.

It really is surprisingly enjoyable but I forgot to set my DVR so I'm watching it on demand. And they are absolutely killing the theme song by using it for EVERY. SINGLE. COMMERCIAL. But is that full commitment to the bits that makes it work.

Once again you have provided a valuable service. The commercials for this have looked awful (the one bit where he misses jumping on the horse; THAT'S the big selling point?) but these clips show a little more promise. And if you're recapping then it's a must-watch!

Or is it a school bus?

WHAT DO THESE ATTACH TO? They look too big to be for fingers. The only other thing I can think of would leave out half the population and only requires one. Unless there's a buddy system I'm not aware of.

Thank you for saving me the trouble of watching. I would be so pissed if I had watched that.

True. And if they added an apostrophe I'd be on board.

I'm with you, Meredith. Kindergarten Terminator is the second least appealing part of what I've seen so far. After the subtitle.

Yeah, this actually looks good. Still hate the subtitle though.

So Episode VII is a remake of Space Janitors (it start with someone finding Luke's lightsaber).