Maybe the wrestling, but the shark movies are a joy unto themselves.

I know I'm being naive and idealistic, but I really don't know why we care about Daryl's sexuality. Unless he's necrophiliac. That could be important.

I wonder who's sick of the gag that's been attached to them more: GRRM and writing faster, or Matthew McConaughey and "All right all right all right"?

Can you PLEASE keep writing recaps of True Blood? Who cares if the show's over? You know how it should go!

Huston and Chiwetel Ejiofor are the only two I've liked for this so far. Although, now that you (that's the royal "you") mention it, Pascal would be great, too.

You're not by any chance judging this too soon? Nah, of course not.

Well, she has gotten a lot of death benefits...

That would make an awesome show, though!

Extra points for noid reference.

Heh. Watching "Descent Part I" at this very moment. That gave me an extra chuckle.

Terry Crews... said he'd be "privileged" and "honored" to play the part ...

You know how there's a "Modern Seinfeld" tweet? As if there are still episodes of Seinfeld? Could you do that with this show? Just keep writing the recaps. Make it whatever you want!

McDonald's will die when humanity dies.

Sadly, this could be applied to many, many shows.

Seriously, if io9 can have book clubs, can it have disaster schlock movie club? Some kind of group online viewing. A Google Hangout or something? I mean, just read the description:

Spin by Robert Charles Wilson.

Does Cage even know what movies he's in any more? Maybe he goes around spouting cliches while a film crew follows him? Eventually there's enough footage to stick into a movie.

That's... what's the word I'm looking for...? Let me ask Drax.

I think when io9 staffers create a post, "Stunning" prefills in the headline.

There was an article (might have been on io9, holy crap I can't actually remember...) about how it's a GOOD thing that the DC movies are not the same as Marvel; that we should be glad we're not getting the same movies over and over. I think it's a great point. But I think is the real key is balance. Yes, the Marvel…