"A complete reimagining of the story." Will anything be recognizable beyond the title?

Hello. My name is Inigo Monkeya. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.

Disney movie!

3) Why did the army put Captain America on a U.S.O. Tour? Because they didn't believe he really was a soldier.

Is the movie audience ready for a guy who flies via ass rocket?

Life On Mars U.S.? What is that? No such series exists. I'm telling you, NO SUCH SERIES EXISTS!!!!

"to wound the autumnal city." - Samuel R. Delaney, "Dhalgren". Yes, it's a fragment not a sentence, but beautiful and lyrical nonetheless. (Also, I tried to use italics for the book title, but I couldn't turn them off.)

I can imagine CG animators everywhere wishing the human face had only 21 expressions.

For me, still the most emotional... anything on television. Thankfully we're not talking about SERIES finales...

Loved it!

In addition to Red, Yellow and Green, Soylent now comes in BBQ!

You know what they say about big feet...

The greatness of Lord of the Rings is in the work itself. The books and, arguably, the movies. Most of the greatness of Star Wars is what the fans have given it. It is "great" because people want it to be, not because it is. Which may be exactly why so many people are voting for it, but I can't. LotR all the way.

I love how in these stories they've forgotten what the "U" stands for.

Arya and the Hound MUST become a series!

Currently reading Rupetta (I think I heard about it right here on io9).

Yeah, that was pretty good, thanks!

This is the only one I'd heard before and I always found it amusing and enjoyable in a weird way.

Regardless of the rightness/wrongness of this, it was worth it for "So this is your slaughtering younglings phase?"

"They're gold, but... but they're not... ROUND!"