Are D-1 college teams better or worse than the US Men’s National Team?

Nothing beats an NFL game where Colin Kaepernick is better than every QB on both rosters.

much like how no one eats ketchup or mustard by itself.

Any job featured on old episodes of Insomniac With Dave Attell.

In the CFL, they remember some Persons.

Yet another football league in which Christian Hackenberg will be Remembered, and then erased from memory as soon as is humanly possible.

Crumbs will never outperform the jagged metal Krusty-O.

Do Grape Nuts even have dust in the bottom? That shit is nigh-indestructable, a key player in the “doesn’t absorb milk” subgenre of cereal, a very underappreciated subgenre if you ask me. Trader Joe’s High Fiber O’s are also of this subgenre, and they too fucking rock.

I eagerly await the deluge of blog and social media posts about how Dodgers fans are the absolute worst because they booed a future Hall-of-Famer for failing.

INDIANA. I know this is a double-edged sword, but you’re not gonna complain about failing to live up to the standards of Indiana Jones when you could have been named Hampshire Farrington VI instead.

That wasn’t a shot at you, just me. pointing out that Israel’s “branding” has been so successful that lawmakers aren’t even able to take an opposing stance without broad bipartisan condemnation.

Yep, and there is definitely a party in Congress right now that totally won't move to reprimand any of its members that show any kind of support for that movement. 

I dunno, I find this whole “disrespectful to the game” thing to be pretty silly. All the Boomer-ass scolds who gamble with getting to the toilet on time by stuffing their faces with chicken wings on gameday utter the exact phrase any time a person of color dances in the end zone after a TD.

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FOX is now paying for exclusive TNF rights, and Amazon for streaming, so they’re obviously going to want some good games there, too.

Chargers-Raiders, Colts-Texans, and Cowboys-Bears are all pretty good matchups. Steelers-Browns and 49ers-Cards are at least rivalry games.

I don’t know about that, last 2 weeks the Thursday games were Eagles-Packers and Rams-Seahawks, both great matchups and great games.

You could get Schefty to do that right now. All you’d need is to get an NFL GM to text it to him, it’d be on 3 different platforms and a radio program within the minute.

Now you KNOW I am sensitive to sending millions of Muslim minority people to camps. BUT!