The Doug Pederson coaching tree is already a top 5 tree.

Specimen, indeed!

China’s Communist? Then why am I seeing rudimentary free markets?

See, that’s the problem right there - if you’re gonna celebrate every game, win or lose, with a coke binge, it’s eventually going to stop mattering whether your team wins any of its games.

The ‘Skins didn’t force him to come in early because they are dicks, it was just that they had such good news to share with him that they couldn’t stand it any longer and just had to tell him.

Ive never understood why teams don't do this all the time in the playoffs. Pitchers have days they throw between starts. Have them do it in a fucking game! I know they normally don't throw at 100% in those sessions, but the season could end any day. Why save them?

How does a grandparent (or parent if younger) tell their granddaughter or grandson not to become an acrobatic dancer when Kansas is featuring them with Snoop at basketball games?

The most depressing thing about sports fandom is thinking about how all we’re really rooting for is that the shriveled old nutbag that owns our favorite team hires people savvy enough to put a winning product on the field. That’s it! Sure, sports are cool because watching athletic men do crazy athletic things fucking…

I drafted Ahmad Bradshaw in fantasy football like 5 years in a row. I feel seen.

Matt Stafford’s propensity to throw touchdown passes - often to his own team - always makes the Lions an exciting watch.

I feel like I learned nothing about New Orleans I didn’t already know from having played The Adventures of Bayou Billy as a lad.

I ain’t seen a wet bag that dangerous since Angela Lansbury did a pirouette in the shower!

The snowflakes ARE the conservatives. The snowflakes have always been the conservatives. Conservatives invented cancel culture and are much, MUCH more active participants in it than “the left” has ever been. Just ask the Dixie Chicks. 

Was this worth reporting on? Why are the kid’s tweets newsworthy? Obviously, the performative snowflaky outrage over it was absurd, but I think there is a legitimate question as to whether there is a line crossed here.

#Klobidenchar

Wearing a black mask. That’s very important. Without the mask, the bag could just be petty cash for lunch or something, you don’t know.

Hate to break it to you, but...the Bernoulli Effect is a factor but it’s only responsible for a fraction of the lift generated. The rest comes from airplane faeries.

I default to believing Michael Richards when he says he's not racist despite screaming the N-word several times at a Black man he thought was being rude.

I’m very here for the “college football coaches as the ultimate virtue-signallers” discourse. Bravo!

But I can still get one of those Shawn Tailor dolls right?