“Stop holding us hostage with the Supreme Court!”

Tastes like pineapple-flavored wood pulp. Good for the rectum.

The ability to take advantage of poor defenses has fuck-all to do with winning playoff games though, so we should probably pump the brakes on Dallas for now.

Dak is Tony Romo 2.0.

Lots of play-action and early down passing makes throwing a shit-ton of money at a running back look like a real galaxy-brain decision.

He couldn't stop Nick Foles' massive cock, so settle down.

OK, but there was and then Drew Brees threw an INT in the overtime instead of driving down for the game-winning TD. It seems to me you should be at least as mad about that terrible mistake as you (still) are about the one the referees made earlier in the game.

Oh, I didn’t realize it was a league conspiracy to have Drew Brees throw an INT in overtime. I learned something new (and idiotic) today!

The only problem with your point is that the “unwritten rules of baseball” are mostly bullshit macho headgame shit that frankly the game would be better off without.

*dey

To Bill Brasky!!

Yeah, we wouldn’t want to ruin the atmosphere of hordes of people wearing referee costumes (?) to performatively whine about a blown call from a football game that happened 8 months ago.

Well, I nearly died last year and have since used my recovery to continue writing about wiping my ass online.

If you’re an NFL talent, you’re going to want to go to Cali and get paid. You still have the ability to get a degree on scholarship, plus earn money at the same time.

If you’re an NFL talent, you’re going to want to go to Cali and get paid. You still have the ability to get a degree on scholarship, plus earn money at the same time.

On top of being ugly, it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

I think now we know how all the chuds would react if there was an NFL team called the Crackers.

Never in the history of the world has a person been more deserving of the nickname “Meat” than our Big Wet Quarterback.

So you and two dozen other friends each individually came to the conclusion that, even if it cost you your friendship with him, T.O. needed to hear that he was fucking up with some bullshit. But at the same time his employer is supposed to just sit back and let him do whatever he wants without repercussion

It’s a truly galaxy-brained strategy to kick off your earnest tanking by trading a second-round draft pick for someone else’s first round bust.