“I thought heptathletes couldn’t have babies because they were born with both parts?” - Emmitt Smith

Pictured: Duncan, angry/happy when learning of the fraud/confession.

Georgetown says they’re going to pay him a lot of money because he spends a lot of money.

If they had lost because of it, the least that karma could allow is to let Samuelson actually get throatpunched. That was some bush league Duke guard BS. Plus, UConn’s team kept flailing and kicking their legs on every pass (which may be a hallmark of the women’s game; not a regular viewer), but it was very obnoxious…

Does the Miami Men’s Tennis team break out the champagne, now?

That shot was such a relief to see, because boy was that flagrant foul call terrible.

Infinite stars for immediate pull of spot-on relevant picture plus some on-topic, unforced punnery.

He has a side business that thinks up inventive vanity license plates. Legend has it he coined the word ‘SMOOVE’ after ‘SMOOTH’ was already taken in the New Mexico Department of Motor Vehicle.

Normally I find the “you never played” criticism of journalists from former athletes to be ill-informed, but looking at the picture above, I am willing to reconsider.

I was at that game, and I can best describe the atmosphere as the world’s largest, most enthusiastic minor-league baseball game. Just ecstatic, everyone was so into it. Every time one of the teams would score, the players would clear out from the benches to celebrate, and they’d interact with the fans to get them more…

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

Fuck his base.

Call me a cynic, but I would partially disagree. The only core difference between him and “all the other republicans” is that he/his administration are not interested in the window dressing anymore. There’s no pretense.

This is great to see. BOTH boys can be hers and there’s no fighting necessary.

I’m more depressed by how many people are “hopeful” after one shitty speech. This man is literally trying to take away your healthcare, education and civil rights and let corporations pollute at will and steal your money. Oh, but we went an hour without saying insane shit so it’s fine now. Don’t be fooled.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

McCourty said he believed attending the event is a personal choice and “I can’t imagine a way I go there.”