Kinda surprised that Pitt players aren’t getting paid, as bricklayers usually have a strong union, amirite?

Breaking Glad: New Mexico State Wins First Bowl Game in 57 Year

Hey, it worked for Bama.

Stanton trolls the Right Way.

Preston must’ve gotten busted skirting NCAA rules driving for Uber.

How does one look at Jason Whitlock and think he’s eaten anything fruit based in the last few decades?

It’s amazing how much fun that play is yet how awful the camera work is. And nothing has changed 27 years later!

This story has really humped the shark.

Fining him his salary for the game would be a more appropriate penalty

Inclusion of Carli Lloyd is just as dumb. She played just 8 of Houston’s 24 regular season games and only 586 minutes for the US women’s team (out of 1,170 total minutes) contributing a whopping 1 goal and 2 assists.

Altuve is so fucking cool.

Yeah, but counterpoint: fuck the Yankees

Because they are German and efficient, alongside racial injustice they are also protesting the improper use of the word “Football” in “NFL”.

As a show of solidarity with the USMNT, I shit my bed this morning.

Yeah I was totally confused for a solid minute by that sentence and a google search.

Mondesi did appeal the decision, but the first base umpire was having none of that shit.

“Per agreement with the NFLPA, I am a law and order expert.” - Roger Goodell

Washington fumbles with laws and executive orders, but the best way to kick out Jenny Foreigner is with fibreglass racquets, fuzzy balls, and guttural grunts!

I’m rooting for Isner just because it would be awful and endless and excruciating. Imagine the men’s final going 96 games and lasting into Monday; it would be horrific, and the takes would be scorching. Isner would probably still manage to lose it, too. Glorious.

Nadal looked pretty dire for a set and a half yesterday as well. Federer has already been on court more time than his run through the Wimbledon QF