The thing is, Briles is not some evil outlier, he is your typical high level college coach. Do you think Nick Saban or Urban Meyer or whatever hot coach hasn’t squashed rape and assault beefs for their players? We know in that, in the South especially, the local police departments are keen on protecting the football…

The sad things is he wouldn’t be the first coach at Baylor who has tried to let a player try and get away with murder.

“Deemed a violation of the team rule that players not discuss private locker-room dialogue with the media.”

Close- probably along the lines of “Maybe you guys should go out less, and I can’t wait for that road game against the Jazz!”

Parker Loose Lips, Can’t Lose

That sentiment was “Jesus came to the United States where he told us to have multiple wives.”

The sentiment “Smoothies are overrated” should never be said in mixed company, no matter how true it is.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

You’ve got to be happy the UTEP men broke their losing streak. Finally a ray of sunlight in their otherwise dark, pitch black world.

The FLUTe.

That’s UCF, buddy

As an added bonus, with the win UConn got to take home the Civil ConFLiCT trophy.

Shit. I took South Florida +64

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

Reporter: Did you see they caught you on camera?

RIP... I can’t find it sourced but I’ve heard attributed to him one of the best quotes I’ve seen on college football. Edwards was asked if he preferred his wide receivers to be big or to be fast. He said “I’d prefer they were both, but if they were, they’d be at USC.”

The Jennifer Frey story was a masterpiece.