The robber reportedly made off with 5,000 Czech Koruna, which is a little less than $200.

the attacker is not believed to have specifically targeted the tennis player personally, and instead had picked a house to rob at random

Shots fired!

Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

When it comes to morose English lyricists who were molested by a close relative, Morrissey still beats Martin Gore, but damn if “Blasphemous Rumours” isn’t up there with “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” and “Unlovable” in the pantheon of Sad Bastard Classics.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

He was Fed up. Nadal of what we hear is the truth.

This made me laugh out loud

“Call 1-800-SURPRISE-IT’S-ME-MOTHERFUCKER”

Says the guy going into every fight with these guns:

Dances With Wolves taught me that shitty white people make the best Native Americans

This routine requires two things: concentration, camp.

How much longer can Notre Dame afford to be terrible before NBC loses interest in broadcasting their games?

Domestic abusers take many forms. I hope he gets out of that toxic relationship and goes to the pros and makes enough money to take care of his child because she should not be around children.

It seems like Lebron helped create this atmosphere of speaking out and participating in social/political causes amongst his NBA counterparts, and goddamn it’s great to see someone with that stature take risks by doing so. He is the anti-Jordan and it’s awesome.

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Cubs on Monday night:

Cross country produces some of the harrier situations in sports.

He needs a leg to stand on, first.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.