Extra points for “shibboleth.”

L’esprit de l’escalier, eh? I wouldn’t have thought of that one immediately either. I did think of these on the spot:

Yet another sign that our society is collapsing

Yeah and this definitely explains why Trump keeps saying the call was “perfect” because the super secret plan was to never explicitly say this is quid pro quo, so Trump thinks he completely nailed it. It seemed like such weird way to describe a phone call until now. 

A bungle of putzes.

Warren would need to prove damages. Not sure how this damages her. Wohl might be able to sue himself for defamation.

No; if he had money, he wouldn’t be holding press conferences on the steps of a townhouse. The irony is that he hired a security guard to make it all seem credible. ON THE STAIRS OF A TOWNHOUSE.

You know that Democrats are going to subpoena the system that the administration has been dumping all these calls into, and because it’s codeword classified they can’t erase them. That means that some poor staffer with a TS/SCI clearance is going to have to spend weeks going through every word salad conversation this…

Ugh, he’d a martyr for his idiot followers, and “what if” and conspiracy theories would abound. I’d prefer he be impeached, go absolutely batshit insane on the White House lawn and attack reporters with a mike stand, and have to be tasered and dragged off by the secret service.

So seething. The gentle tongue bath he and all white male candidates get from the press is infuriating.

My first thought, besides concern for his health, was "Welp, Warren it is then."

We’re not fucked. We’re getting Warren!

Ummmm, I hate to correct you but Dick Cheney isn’t “alive” technically.

I can only imagine how high his blood pressure and cholesterol levels are right now. Based on the fact that the man’s diet consist of KFC, McDonald’s and as of late pure fucking rage, I’m actually just a little surprised that he hasn’t stroked out yet, but then again Dick Cheney is still alive and we exist in an…

Yep. Was just speaking with a friend about this.

I was kind of confused about the full term abortion thing. That would just be inducing labour, right...? 

No brows will remain unfurrowed.

Also the core fact that Trump is a lazy coward who only ran for office in the first place as a means of making money. If he has to pick between becoming an embattled dictator fighting for his life or just leaving office and getting to continue being a rich guy, I know which one he’s going to pick.

The idea that some people have that we’re on the verge of a bunch of Trump supporters with guns actually organizing themselves into a paramilitary force and storming Manhattan is ridiculous and far-fetched.

Hey look! Another thing that will cause the right wing to start a war. Just like Obama getting elected was going to start a civil war. And Obama getting re-elected was going to start a race war. And I’m pretty sure someone on Fox News claimed that just authorizing the Mueller investigation was enough to start a civil…