I’d imagine he’s banking on a pardon. After all, Trump thinks he’s a very fine person.

“...under federal sentencing guidelines he’s expected to spend the rest of his life in prison.”

That or simply “HandBob”.

I haven’t quite nailed exactly what it is that makes me not on the Pete bandwagon, but I think it’s this : He’s a young white guy who is just smart and charming enough, and has been on the fast track to success his whole life, so he just assumes he can skip past all the intermediary steps it is supposed to take to be…

This is the dumbest take. 

 By Edward Scissorhands

And empty glass and having to wait forever to cash out are the things that will make me tip closer to 15% than to 20%.

You don't want me to try that mirroring shit on you, now?

So, we won’t be trying that mirroring shit on you now, is that right?

And tonight Morgan matched a World Cup record held by former American great Michelle Akers which is something she has every right to celebrate. 

That was a knockout game. This is group play. 

This hyper competitive attitude is very United States frame of mind and not shared in many aprts of the world. Is it right? Germany slowed down after they had put 7 on Brazil in the 2014 WC which I thought it was correct.

Meh.

Thing is, this motherfucker's probably not even in the 50th percentile of most racist assholes in Texas.

“Suspended”?!?!

It’s amazing to me how many of these racist assholes claim to be “jokesters” or “were just being funny” and yet we all know that conservatives have no sense of humor.

Ah, I see we’re going Freeform with these puns. 

way to keep it reelz, man.

It’s Tru(TV).

yeah, i BET he does.