I came here to say this

You have broken the prime directive—-”never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent”

https://people.com/sports/megan-rapinoe-world-cup-victory-kiss-girlfriend-sue-bird/

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/sue-bird-megan-rapinoe-uswnt

How about “Charlie’s Records “

A couple of months after my son was murdered I was out at the bar I spent every Friday night at and some moron (he knew me and that I had lost my son) said “ He would rather his son be dead than gay.” in one of those rare out of body calm genius moments I replied “that’s interesting because I would give anything for…

II think mine may become

Uconn and Lulaville should have been number ones Mississippi State should’ve been a two ...The cards would’ve given the ducks a better game

and here I was thinking Jezebel stood for women’s Opinions, Free Speech and Respect. I too disagree with all the positions Stromboli123 says she held, BUT I WOULD DIE FOR HER RIGHT TO HAVE THEM, as would I suspect most Jezzies .....

This is Shabazz, he is named after Shabazz Napier, when he is not impersonating the Spawn of Satan he is a pretty cool cat.....

Mr Fluffles would prefer that you hurry up opening that can of tuna, avoid eye contact, and for gods sake keep quiet.

Salt & pepper and Jalapeno are the two best...and on that subject I so miss Mrs Vick’s Jaapeno chips,(no lays you can’t fool me with your crappy Miss Vickys replacement)

Valid again

There’s a bumper sticker in Connecticut that reads

I expected them to lose this year, Hell Geno expected them to lose this year, only the team thought the could run the table. They graduated 3 starters who went 1st, 2nd and 3rd in the WNBA draft. This year this was supposed to be a bad year (by UCONN WBB standards) a 1 -3 loses and out in the elite 8 kind of year,…

perfect

I have a friend in Oregon who’s vet prescribed her elderly cat cannabis pills to alleviate pain and stress during the last years of life, as far as I know other than Gabapentin there are no other working long use pain medication for feline use.

Would you care more if you knew who her father was ??

Feel so awful for his Mother... MothersDay will forever be god awful

Fucking heartbreaking