I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Not only a liar, but someone lying “for effect”

You’re really going to get on her for not parsing her tweet to meet your exacting pedantic requirements? Go fuck yourself.

I’m gonna go with she didn’t have time to research her facts because she just watched her friends get blown away and her life was just changed forever.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge

Why? It’s pretty good. They get good guests, the cars are cool, and the episodes are relatively short.

I think it’s the opposite, they are fully aware of having a national audience but just don’t see anything creepy about sexualizing a 17 year old Olympic athlete on air.

Did you miss the “Barstool” bit?

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager. 

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

If I’m one of those tuba players, you go and play the “fat person walking” music as Trump walks away. That’s an opportunity you’ll never get again and one you’ll always regret not taking.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

Look nobody likes to admit it but I’ll say what everybody is thinking but is afraid to say:

Clearly, if white people didn’t listen to country and rock “musicians” like Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan, who frequently glorify violence and were both frequently linked to substance abuse, we wouldn’t be having these problems with white culture.

We can’t even talk about all the white on white crime in these videos because of PC culture SMDH.

And the suggestive, vulgar, and violent lyrics of Country & Western music, I’ll tell you what. What with the “boots up your ass” and all of the day-drinking and bodies like backgrouds and such.

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.