This stupid fucking Stewart column is the epitome of burying the lede. If your interview subject WANTS to talk about his crimes - the thing that he is most notorious for - why the FUCK would you keep veering away? Even if it’s just on background and you feel queasy about violating that agreement (which, please)...…

Who is the guy holding junior by the mouth?

Ohhh Archie! Your face!

Thank you so, so much for helping the homeless, to me that means a lot. Also Archie is adorable. 

My best friend and my sister are both pregnant. I’m not allowed to go around telling people so I’m telling internet strangers. Babies! Finally I get to be the weird aunty I was born to be, and enjoy watching these lovely little people grow up, without having to have any myself.

I’ll take an insecure guy over an asshole every time. Insecure you can work with whereas assholery has no cure.

Here’s what I’m thinking

Next up: Don Jr.'s phantom chin.

I appreciate your thoughtful, introspective intelligent response, Scottbott.

I think your comment reveals your own insecurities more then it reveals Scottbott’s. Everyone has insecurities. Scott simply had the strength to mention his. And you felt the need to mock it. Because of your own insecurities. Being direct about your insecurities is healthy. Mocking others for theirs, isn’t.

I’m pulling you out of the greys for one reason: you proved my point.
The first comment on my post about expressing vulnerability was mocking and went right for my penis.
This is why men don’t want to talk about their feelings, because other men will judge them for it. This is what toxic masculinity does. It creates a…

I’m pretty sure he’s an adolescent slenderman.

I was trying to figure out what they reminded me of and you nailed it. It looks like if you shook his hand too hard, his arm would come off comically and stuffing would come out the shoulder of his jacket.

Alternate theory, he has swollen lymph nodes under his armpits or is smuggling in apples so he has a snack for later.

He arms look like fake arms, like they’re attached to the shirts he’s wearing to give the impression that he, an ostensibly armless person, has real arms.

Between this and his dad sitting in every chair like it’s a toilet, this family has some weird posture issues. 

You need to substitute a Russian comic hero.

You know, I’ve seen him do this and pics and just thought, what is wrong with his arms? There is delusion and there is soul deep Delusion. He is a small man, and anyone looking at him knows he’s a small man, who just holds his arms away from his body because he is a small, small man trying to seem bigger. A small man…

My teeny, tiny cat will sometimes fluff up her fur, arch up her back and walk sideways towards me or the other, older cat, in an attempt to look bigger and more menacing. It is ADORABLE, hilarious and endearing. But somehow when Trump does the exact same thing, it’s just embarrassing and a little nauseating

I love this.

The only reason I know of Bella Thorne is the Daily Mail is always featuring her half naked in stories about slim pins or perky bottoms.