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This entire story feels like it’s moving into “Wolf of Wall Street” territory, where I’m beginning to wonder if we’re not just accidentally glorifying a horrible asshole now.

It appears to be about the bows. Why doesn’t she do something different with them other than try and suck her brain out by putting so much tension on her scalp? She could start a whole holiday line of pre-made bows for packages (that are reusable!), and advertise it on that new godawful ChipShipLap network. 

Maybe parents who have to deal with her influence more regularly have a different, frustrated take, but in a world where girls are sexualized younger and younger, I’m kind of okay with this 16 year old girl loving bows, tacky clothes, and generally running around being dorky, excited, and 16. Even if it is her BRAND

They should star in the Hallmark movie about the scandal.

I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.

he will never step down on his own, someone needs to hold his hand when he takes stairs 

you have to remember that trump’s father was born in a very different time and in a very different geopolitical climate. the germany we know today is not what existed back then, as it was split into separate parts: there was an east germany, a west germany and a very very west germany, located in the bronx.

Keeping people in terror about the health of their children is also an excellent way to render them slavishly obedient workers who dont dare risk their employment.

Oh god, the Wait Time sermons. As opposed to the mighty USA, where my mother has to schedule appointments with her specialist... a year in advance.

Yes. What NH really meant is “you RICH PEOPLE won’t like their answer.”

You can also spell “spout”, as in, constantly spouting garbage.

It will serve her right when the older one eats the younger one. 🐛🐔

Shits From His Mouth

I read potus and “pouts”.

You missed Chicken and Tuna.

I like name Birdie, old fashion.  

A stroke could also explain why he once again railed against SNL this past Sunday....though the episode in question was a repeat from December of 2018....that he had already bitched about after it had originally aired...again back in December 2018. Damn, syphilitic dementia is a bitch!!! 

I’ve been trying to figure out for two days why the fuck Donald is all of a sudden railing against McCain again. The only explanation I can come up with is that at some point, he had a stroke, and now is under the belief that McCain just “thumbs-downed” Obamacare repeal YESTERDAY.  Anyone else have any other ideas?

This is a fascinating new twist-I honestly believe that Trump is seeing the ghost of John McCain. I just watched the clips and everything is in straight present tense, he really believes John is still there. It’s exactly like the banquet scene in Macbeth.

It’s a totally cool and normal thing for your boss to talk shit about your husband and comment on your marriage on social media.