Ooooh...so close. There is zero chance this girl knows the word derisive.

Looks more like a baseball diamond to me.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got..

She’s the .06 percent of germs bleach and Lysol can’t kill. 

Who is fatter? Who wins in this contest? Them coming at each other for the handshake is like a couple of fat rats each running for the same piece of spoiled pepperoni.

Wait...someone described Michael Cohen as a man “with no reason to lie or obfuscate”, and Don Jr. retweeted it? How are these people so fucking bad at this?

1) He never had bone spurs

I call bull on this fantasy - can you really imagine President Bone Spurs ever running?

Yeah, as the old saying goes, “the acorn doesn’t fall very far from the racist, lying crook.”

Take away the money and this could all be on COPS.

I though Stony Rushing was what I did to the corner store for Doritos...?

From the Politico piece-

...and not losers.

Just arrived in Vietnam.

Seriously. Define messed up. You don’t have a Hapsburg jaw, that much is true, but your father clearly did a number on you. 

It’s still just a little bit more than the law will allow.

But they were never meanin’ no harm!

*white babies

President Trump told Kim Jong Un that he is not “messed up” like other people who grew up rich so I guess that’s settled.

What better way to protect babies than to lock them in cages and rape them?