This is my biggest complaint about people who bitch about someone’s English when it’s not their first language.

“In a moment where I intended to admire the courage of a few of my sisters, I said something that I now realize could be perceived as not respectful...”

She speaks two languages:  English, and bad English. 

I’m sure Miss USA’s Vietnamese is flawless.

She’s sleeping her way to the bottom.

Isn't Kourtney Kardashian too "ethnic" for John Mayer's David Duke dick? 

I don’t remember any song from John Mayer.

So John Mayer is a “signer-songwriter,” huh? Maybe a proof-reader has been hired finally...who cares even less than the damn writers, or whatever they call themselves now. Over and over and over again I’ll say it: The contempt for the reader is staggering.

Same woods, different dork.

I literally want to murder the person who “painted” this “picture.” Comparing Donald Trump to George Washington is goddamn treason in my book.

He sure likes to say “Oh boy” a lot.

...seriously, what the fuck is going on in this picture? Are they hunting? Are they swamp guerrillas? Are they Wolverines?

Um, sadly you missed some (white) women. Ivanka, with lip game on point and mouth slightly parted, is pushing her bangs back. Sarah Succubus is rowing like a brawny troll in the foreground, and Kellyanne Con-Job sits with her big gun at the ready mostly hidden behind Colonel Moustachio.

I agree. Perhaps the music isn’t for everyone, but they have to put in a lot of time and rehearsal for what they do - actual work. They should be proud of their profitable enterprise and work product. Can’t we just dislike something without hating all over it? It’s not like they are getting arrested for pedophilia,…

But why should these talented accapella singers who are making lots of money singing be ashamed? Not everyone will like them--I don’t--but I don’t get why they should feel bad or anything.

A religious belief is not eating pork or not working on Saturday. This is treating people like shit and then blaming god when you get caught.

Neither disastrous, nor terribly unusual for parents, but still funny: our office party this week was kid friendly, so we brought them. Our youngest is going through potty training and said he needed to go.

Mine was early, as a small kid 4 or 5. We had our big Christmas Eve party at my grandma’s rowhouse sytle townhouse every year. It was decently sized for what it was, the problem was our family was pretty big. Gram and 3 great aunts lived there (the “Golden Girls”) on holidays they added 3 more generations of family,…

This is not really embarrassing but it was a holiday party challenge for me and may provide some seasonal cheer.

My family generally had a really small Christmas Day celebration, usually just my nuclear family (4 of us) and a couple of visiting grandparents, great-grands, or cousins or something. We hit a particularly nasty 3-year streak where one of the previous year’s Special Christmas Visitors had um, ~shuffled off this…