I feel terrible for Morales. Not only will she be fired but Trump will make a big show of deporting her after blaming the house manager for hiring her in the first place.

The two men are walking Russian caricatures; taciturn, lethal, and dead-set on breaking their American foes

Er what? He thinks Jennifer Aniston is pretty and Dolly made a couple of dirty and definitely exaggerated jokes about it.

“People always ask me… “Ice you’ve meet a lot of people in your career.. Who’s cool and who’s an Asshole..?” Here’s the thing… Everyones totally cool……. To your face.”

Hiding in a corner would automatically improve your circumstances by 270 degrees

You’re only allowed to ask it once if it’s PG 13 though

Same. I thought they had gone rogue in hospital billing. 

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

KFC and cologne : (

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

I know the phrase is “Go big, or go home” but good lord...

Ezra Miller is not as hot, or as interesting, as he thinks he is. LOL. 

“Who?”

Aaron Samuels...still pretty smokin’? Ditto the UPS guy from Legally Blonde.

This music video made me smile so hard

I’m taking this as confirmation that every time Ariana goes through a breakup, her normal routine is to Netflix binge, hard.

I was cringing through the entire thing. She reminds me of so many types of people — the overprivileged, woe is me rich girl, the “why did she even get a chance when there are so many more talented people” girl, the “i’m really close with my ex” girl whose ex really hates her but is scared of a suicide attempt if he…

Maybe Dunham is where Vin was aiming the rocks?

For many, many white people you simply cannot be racist unless you’re wearing a KKK hood and burning a cross on the front lawn of black church. And even then there are some “very fine” people on both sides!