“Unofficially Australia’s biggest steer”

Holy cow.

When the magazine queried the Indianola’s headmaster about its racial make-up, he promised “we also have Hispanic, Indian, and Oriental students.”

fucking useless mostly actually

Maybe someday his wife will give birth to a sentient ear, so Adam will be able to empathize with all of us who have to hear his shitty music. 

Snark, right? Or, no?

I’ve never been a fan of his, in part because he reminds me of a big warm glass of intensely self-congratulatory milk, and I’d love to be salty about the hoary “until daughters” wokeness, but...good on him for getting there, eventually.

Like, hell, we can actually do this!

Just forewarn me before they decide to put mistletoe in their coffee

I’ll stick with my Catnip Chardonnay.

Could do without the snark re: Amanda Bynes. If you read the whole article, she talks about her more general issues with body dysphoria. I have nothing but sympathy and compassion for a woman who grewup on screen while women’s weights and appearances are being constantly picked over and scrutinised. It sounds…

while i cannot speak to your visage, i can say that with the exception of these ones, i like the look of your words.

I like that she has good support system and how she is self aware and apologetic about her past. 

Literally me. I can take selfies- sort of? I guess because I can control it. But if I see a picture of me taken by someone else I freak out.

I had my picture taken for a brochure that exists at a college I graduated from.  I am terrified I’ll see it one day.  I don’t want to see it.  Ever.

If she falls in the forest, does she make a sound? And does she need to be raked up?

So interesting how many people here in the comments want to drag Rose Byrne for working with Marky McHatecrime yet didn’t have have a goddamn word to say to Will Ferrell after THREE Daddy’s Home movies.

I’m pretty sure they thought they and their children would be horribly murdered in their home country. I can guarantee they’re not doing it because they have better options

Somewhat OT, but it sure seems that there are an awful lot of look-alikes in Hollywood.  I don’t even think in this case it’s a matter of the same plastic surgeon, but Rose Byrne, Leighton Meester, and Minka Kelly all sure do look eerily similar. 

I’m in a fucking dark place over this shit. Our collective inhumanity has really pushed me to the brink of despair. 

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article: