Jameela is correct, your liver is your detox.

God I love this woman. They're selling senna tea, the stuff that makes you poop. That's all.

I am firmly in category A, having been raised by military parents (arriving on time is late). I worked with people would routinely show up to stuff 30-60 mins late because of (a) rain (it rains most days of the year) or (b) inability to get their lives together or (c) ‘culture’. Lateness is one thing I cannot stand;…

It amazes me that there’s people in 2018 who think “missionary” is a worthwhile use of their time. Especially with the ease with which you can study the history of missionaries fucking things up around the world.

Sonia Sotomayor is a fucking badass. She's amazing.

I feel that it’s relevant to share that my boyfriend is convinced the “Pea in the Pod” maternity store’s sign actually says “Pee in the Poo.”  These are three pees in the poo, if there ever were!

You know how on the TV show House it was never lupus?

Did Aaron Carter just pull a “you kids get off my lawn”??

What’s wrong with defending unborn children?  Any time I ejaculate, I immediately setup a razor-wire fence around the area.

I’d prefer engagement pizza.

I have yet to hear of a football player sending thousands of troops on a fool’s errand.

I feel like this says more about the way society tells people to think about domestic violence as somehow less serious, or something understandable.

“Last, but not least, I want to thank me. I want to thank me for believing in me. I want to thank me for doing all this hard work. I want to thank me for having no days off. I want to thank me for never quitting . . . I want to thank me for just being me at all times. Snoop Dogg, you a bad motherf - - ker.”

Bad take. 

.... I see it now.

The Kim Zolciak one reminds me of the conspiracy theories that float around some of the more awful gossip sites—that some famous people groom their children for powerful molesters. Sort of an awful thing to put out there, but it is also pretty bad to photoshop your young child’s butt to make it larger/rounder. How is…

Do you think these women have values higher than appearance? 

I can’t tell any difference, but if you want a small-boned, small-headed child, don’t mate with a football player. Or Kanye West.

Kardashian appeared to have made infant daughter Chicago’s head smaller before posting her pic