The wickstead version of the dress has pleats and makes the models boobs look dumpy so I’d say not the same dress. Also I feel like maybe I’m the only one left in the world who doesn’t think an item of clothes has to be skin tight to fit well. That dress looked great on the MM and fabric is allowed to move in my world.

Not if we build one first!

Clapper has now admitted that there was Spying in my campaign. Large dollars were paid to the Spy, far beyond normal. Starting to look like one of the biggest political scandals in U.S. history. SPYGATE - a terrible thing!

Of course. Trump is the grift that keeps on grifting.

I could swear I heard “you ain’t getting no bath salts.”

“Websters defines ‘summit’ as ‘the highest point or part, as of a hill, a line of travel, or any object;top.’ This essay will show why the highest point, or summit, between the United States and North Korea would be a bad idea.

It amazes me that DJ Khaled gets paid to just shout cashflow a couple times.

What is JLo doing in Ostrich video?

although, that’s likely a sentiment shared by his wife melanie.

its best.

Think globally, act locally. My biggest question is, why would Tomato Lasagna want to go to a hip-hop brunch, and why would her mother?

I guess it kind of got weird after a while. He would walk into conference rooms where classified information was being discussed and everyone would just fall silent. People would awkwardly shuffle papers out of sight, start checking their phones, and studiously avoiding eye contact. Eventually General Kelly or General…

I’d be glad to buy you a drink there because Tomato Lasagna is amazing.

I am not sure if the VP understands that tweeting a picture of the Miami Dolphins is not a great example of #winning.

When my ex called off our wedding out of the blue to me, he went on a downward spiral. He lost his shit at a friend’s wedding. He turned into an asshole to women at work. He tried to date a 20 year old when he was in his 40s.

MS-13 is made up of Latino members, by and large. In comparison, the Bloods and Crips are primarily comprised of African Americans, and the Hells Angels are generally white. But the difference to Trump is that he doesn’t want to piss off the white or black people - he appeals to racists and wants the “minority vote.”…

I’m very familiar with the bar that where Tomato Lasagna got water hurled at her and feel the need to spend my money there exclusively.

Shante Ariana, you stay.

So we get a shoutout for Tomi after her hair received some needed hydration IMMEDIATELY after it happened, but the guy who stops a shooting at a Waffle House receives a call 4 weeks later? Seriously, fuck this guy

No way, that one is 100% legit. My guess would be autoworkers or China, they are more coherent than his normal tweets.