Dammit Jason, I thought you were one of the good ones

If this made you happy then you need to take a long hard look at yourself. It made me sad... because it was someone else throwing the water at Tabitha and not me. Otherwise, carry on.

Always been a bully on the school yard? Did shitty in high school? Be a Cop or an ICE agent! Live out your fascist dreams without all the effort of being in the military!

This offers so many fun conversations for the imagination, “Honey, when you drive my car, absolutely do not hit that button that turns on the emergency lights.” Or, “Hmmmm.... I can get a tactical vest from Amazon but it’s not Prime Eligible, I’ll keep looking.” Or, “I know I smell like french fries but that’s because…

Why didn’t this asshole just, like, become an ICE agent? They are hiring like crazy and have basically no standards.

Vandelay Industries! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!

That isn’t a hair color that humans have without some sort of condition affecting their pigmentation. Also: Tammy is not going to fuck you. She does not read this site.

Sooooo jealous of a woman that people throw drinks at in public.

“Don’t associate us with that person!” -Snapping turtles

#quenchtomisthirst

Probably to incite a reaction like this and to act the victim.

#throwdrinks4tomi

Why was she anywhere near a hip hop brunch? Methinks some of these “brothers” are more than happy to entertain her, the way she is always sniffing around them...

Good on everyone else and fuck Kathy Griffin.

And yet, that dipshit managed to secure a loan for his failing company’s bad real-estate investment after manipulating one of our allies to gang up against another of our allies, and damn near start a war, and the fucker is going to get away with it.

Oh that’s awesome

They can smell weakness and bad cologne from a mile away. There’s a certain whiff you get when inhaling human failure.

What...you mean the man who nearly ruined his family’s decades-spanning real estate empire with one incredibly stupid purchase and whose entrance into Harvard was so clearly purchased that it was used as a case study of the practice in a book long before Jared became a household name isn’t the generational polymath…

Nope, nobody likes him. His Harvard ‘03 classmates are savaging him in the report for their upcoming 15th reunion:

FIFY.