As a Brit, I wonder if he would have made the same request of me.

Hes just terrible at geography. Anytime he hears French near the Mexican border he stops them too.

“I am not profiling you because of your race but simply the fact that you are speaking the language associated with that race. Wait, shit that came out wrong. I’m not profiling you because you look Mexican, only because you speak Mexican. God dammit, I’m so bad at this...”

I’ll say it again. ICE and it’s agents are evil. ICE is trumps Nazi Gestapo.

Seriously I thought this was in Texas or Arizona or something (equally ridiculous) but fuck you guys Montana!? It seems guilty to converse in Spanish in Montana?

THIS FUCKING GUY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT FUCKING BORDER HE IS WORKING NEAR! YOU’RE AT THE ONE WITHOUT THE MEXICANS, DIPSHIT!

“It’s the fact that it has to do with you guys speaking Spanish in the store, in a state where it’s predominantly English-speaking.”

I dont know what high sex figures are, but I wanna meet some.

That’s creepy. All the love in the world for Beyoncé but buying a church? How could you ever feel comfortable there. This is more than likely my Irish catholic guilt coming through more than anything.

So I was going to come in here to post something snarky about the royal wedding culture when a primal urge came from within me to slap the phone out of my own hand.

I am so tired of hearing about cleanses and detoxes. Half of them are nothing but laxatives and the other half is bullshit. If your kidneys and liver are working, your body will detox just fine on its own.

...promising, among other things, to focus on mental health, and not access to guns, in response to school shootings.

I was already a fan, but these tweets make me love her all the more. The Mr. Bean gif was too perfect.

I have nothing to add to their thoughtful and supportive messages, just sitting here crying.

I heard about this but didn’t realize Jameela Jamil is Tahani in The Good Place! Now I read her Tweets in her British accent and it’s glorious.

My administration is determined to do everything in our power to protect our students, secure our schools, and keep weapons out of the hands of those who pose a threat to themselves and to others.

Trump, just go fuck yourself like you do everyone else.

“keep weapons out of the hands of those who pose a threat to themselves and to others.”

I’ve concluded that if you’re still an ardent supporter of Trump you have an issue with your brain... namely you don’t have one. How anyone could believe this man is worthy of the office he holds on days like today, boggles the mind.

He couldn’t care less. Anything that takes the heat off the Russia investigation is welcomed at this point.