My mom had a chevette, I went to a girls house with a steep driveway...had to back out. burning clutch is so romantic.

Dang it! now I'm gonna have nightmares. Poor car. moron owner.

He's a dick, a tosser, a bloody arsehole.

I bought a 62 Rambler American on Maui in 85? Got it for 500 bucks That car was a TANK, I could haul 5 sets of scuba gear in the trunk with room for a couple of bodys left over. It was a great car. Sold it for 500 bucks 2 years later.

"Everyone here has made up their mind that spanking = hitting = abuse"

Forgot you?? I did laugh at that

Flew from Honolulu to Riverside on a 130 in 89. Cost 10 bucks, took 8 hours and the toilet was a bucket with a seat and a curtain around it. Got a meal too, 4 pieces of chicken a sandwich and an apple and an orange. Free bottles of water.

Up until my boys were about 10, they went into the corner. Hands behind the back for anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes.

Drinking with a bunch, an acquaintance leans in and says " I've never been more attracted to you" I said "Cool" knowing she had been drinking and not wanting to take advantage. A bit later she leans in and says "I bet we can make wild sex together" (one of the sweetest things ever said to me) I said "lets go".

Who?

The passion of Christ was a fucking snuff flick. And those poor, deluded assholes took their children to see it.

Don't go after THEM, get their license plate number, if you can. Then call the cops.

MMMMMM, Pesto.

This^ made me lol. I wish I could star it a hundred times.

Working a pool window from the restaurant, selling burgers and dogs, fries.

Congratulations, Alaska. You're officially a more appealing place to visit than Florida.

No, just no.

"I get it, it's a really touchy subject," he said.

I am average sized ( I guess, I never compared) 7.5x5.5. I was asked "stop if you can" by a large loving gal. Of course I can, I'm not an animal. Also, her vag had no tightness at all so, yeah, not the best night. We actually remained friends, but no other attempts. Everyone is different, and likes different things. I…

There were multiple people 'diving' out of the way. which means MULTIPLE witnesses.