I cannot find the story, the one where the guy and his wife rent a Volvo? and take a lap of the ring. Man, I still laugh thinking of that. Best. writing. ever.

prerogative as a parent? So, I can cause gross bodily harm to my kids and I'm golden? You need help.

It was straight up child abuse. Slicing the skin is not even close to a spanking with your hand. I spanked my oldest once, and felt so bad that I never did it again. He stood in the corner after that, along with his brother for any punishment. They are great 16 and 13 year olds.

Get help, you're sick.

No, no, NO. Just 1 idiot jamming the signal and flattened cars. I drive a truck and cant imagine the carnage that could result. Just no.

Man, I miss my CRX...sniff

Man you little girls and you faux hate, disguising your fear. Come watch the 14 ducks run over Everyone. What? did the Ducks beat you by 50? With the third string in the 2nd half? If you had such a program, youd be crying your eyes out praising the program. So send your team to Eugene and watch them get beaten like a…

Best laugh of the whole post, the '80's on Maui were the same (sans casino's). Man, the memories.

When the guy next door talks about this new company, Microsoft, (what the hell kinda name is that? my 1987 self said) listen to him. I didn't and bought texas insterment stock instead. THAT turned out good...

Dangit, now I got dirt in my eye...moving.

NOBODY likes SMOKED SALMON?? Are you high?? In Alaska they call it "Alasken candy" I have eaten pounds of it, and want more...like NOW!

I drive a truck, and if I ever saw anyone do what this moron did, I'd fire them so quick, MY head would spin.

Jeep dealer in Tampa, 1988, bought my first new car. I'm out in our driveway just sitting in it and the wife comes out and says our payments dont match what we agreed on.

Oh, they cover their eyes to race on dirt? But since you have no clue what I know, how about you just fuck off?

So you are saying he didnt see him?

If he stabbed the throttle going by, he caused a death. PERIOD. If he hadnt hit the gas, would that guy be alive?...Stewart caused a death and should pay.

As a 57 yr old man, I am so glad I took Home-ec classes in high school. I can truly say that I have never cooked anything with ingredients I dont like.

He needs to pour a 55 gallon drum of whup-ass on those jerks. And remind them that they shouldnt screw around when A CAMERA is present...what idiots.

I knew a guy from Guam (not a joke, hang in for a minute) went fishing with his dad, motor quit, they drifted for 27 days, landed in the Philippines and drank coconut water...then got arrested for not having entry papers. True story.