Thats a silly notion. Batman/Bruce Wayne is not dead.

Living outside the city of San Diego, I have on a few (miserable) occasions in my life had to go to sports event at Jack Murphy/Qualcomm. Crowds in sports stadiums are the most wretched conglomerations ever. The annual swap meets (mostly of the neat stuff/antique car parts/random junk from old garages sort) in the…

When the state is able to monopolize the use of force with little to no oversight or accountability, why would anyone be surprised when they hold themselves beyond the reach of law they are ostensibly sworn to uphold?

Oh, you drove a Mustang too?

Fraking beet-loving toasters...

(sigh)

The Enlightenment. Clearly overrated, and now we as a society are getting back to our traditional roots of high wealth disparity, general poverty, superstition and willful ignorance.

Seriously. Fuck ketchup. Its terrible taste and terrible smell have driven me from restaurants. I have to specifically request burgers to be *not* made with the gunk. People look at me like I'm wearing the severed head of a puppy as a hat as I scrape that red industrial waste off of food that food preparers have…

I suggest a possible solution. It involves at least one of these:

What the hell is with this idiots name?

Sooo. Member of the "clergy". I'm a Pope, Church of Bob. I can now marry people, and there is BUGGERALL YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME! MUWAHAAHAAAA.

Really, you will find that you can use a shovel to move larger volumes of manure than with your keyboard. Attempting to pass this off as unintentional would be farcical if not for that fact that the rider is now out for at least 3 months due to a handsy spectator. Adding insult to her injury, you attempt to pass…

Please tell me that some of the out put of the Clang! project went into this.

Thats because you would be immediately canned.

APOSTATE!!!

Taco Bell doing something culinarily unspeakable to the residents of Bakersfield is just cruel. Bakersfield is, like much of New England, an excellent place to be from. Far away from, and not retuning to.

In-and-Out Burger is overrated; they used to be pretty good, but then accountants got involved or something and its turned into a happy meal free McDonalds knock-off. The burgers are small, dull, and flavorless, their only hope lies in ordering them "animal style" which involves frying onion in the crud left on the…

Damm. Really wish someone would get the idea of building a modernized version of a Cleveland- or Baltimore-class cruiser. Armor, precision artillery, good range, toss in provision for a helo and improved maneuvering for coastal operations, and there's the littoral combat ship that we would use, rather than let sit…

Its hard to beat these lamps. Cheap, durable, SIMPLE, and you can buy a pallet load of them for the price of one of those Tizio lamps

Its hard to beat these lamps. Cheap, durable, SIMPLE, and you can buy a pallet load of them for the price of one of…

Steve Jackson Games (providers of the ever lasting awesomeness that is OGRE) has a FPS boardgame called FRAG. If you haven't ever played it, the game is perfect with beer, pretzels and smacktalk that will make you reminisce about the 90's LAN parties you...may have have read about on the internet.