I so need burrito soup now.

If this is true, not just trolling...Wooow. For the first time in my life, I'm going to join the hi polloi and say "canada sucks" in an unreservedly, unironic way. I genuinely feel sorry for Canadians and feel that it is the duty of American citizen everywhere to bombard Canada with decent Girl Scout cookies until…

It will take some time to get used to them. If you are having a hard time eating because your new teeth are hitting the old ones or it feels like your jaw is itchy or otherwise in constant low level pain, go back to your dentist—your teeth might be moving and that can lead to braces, and if they are hitting it will…

I am drooling for some inexpliciable reason, but I would personally add some love from tzatziki sauce

Having good teeth not only makes you look at yourself better, your health and longevity goes up. Good teeth lets you eat food (what you eat is another matter...) properly, and is easier on your digestive system.

More actors need this sort of attention.

You think Lego blocks are rough on you feet, wait until the kid(s) get into roll playing games and you discover how much a d4 caltrop will hurt.

It is by Coffee alone I set my Mind in motion.

Im missing why this was ever an issue? Theres apparently no claim of cheating, only of misrepresentation which even if true, means nothing. Only problem I see is a lot of whiney butthurt jerks making relatively anonymous bitchy claims about someone who is good at beating them at a computer game, and other clueless…

Because I know that you understand that Chicago style pizza is the the BEST KIND, I offer you this.

Which, getting shot, or eating at KFC?

Edward Snowden, the gift that keeps on giving.

Pulling crap like attacking a satirical magazine because they said things you didnt like about your religion is precisely why those things needed to be said in the first place.

The first few seconds have enormous potential for a new "haters gonna hate" gif for which we may thank/blame on Mr. Shrayber.

The chartreuse hypercube from Far Carcosa that made you write this entry? You just need to not look at it to make it stop screaming at you.

I was thinking it was more a "Stoned for Jesus" look myself.

In one grad school course I suffered though, the TA was an embarrassing Europhile—if it was European (by which, of course, only France, Britain, Italy, and Germany qualified, other nations were merely...there) it was automatically better. I enjoyed antagonizing the little twerp by referring to Europe as an especially…

Hunting with Dick Cheney is less hazardous than eating a Double Down Dog.

Its the angle. She has read The Necronomicon, knows the fate that befell Abdul al Hazred, and knows that movement in straight lines lets the Hounds of Tindalos see you. SHE NEEDED THE SOFT WARM IRREGULAR PROFILE OF WHOLE SLICES OF BREAD TO SURVIVE THE RAVAGES OF ELDRITCH HORRORS, AND THE SERVER DOOMED HER! …

Men eat fast because when we were teenagers, we could not get enough damm food. Take them to a restaurant, they either have to get two plates/whatever or inflict serious damage to the buffet. (One restaurant, part of a chain that occasionally offers "all you can eat ribs" with a coupon no longer lets me in the…