Aaaand now I'm hungry. Of course, I live on the West coast FAR AWAY FROM NEW YORK AND THEIR WEIRD GORAM NON-PIZZA STUFF. Chicago style pizza isn't pizza...load of...mumblemumblemumble...damm kids...off my lawn.....

Is this, wait, whatdafuck?

Unlike the other responders, I have the exact opposite reaction. Not so much with onions, ive only had a few home-grown onions strong enough to make me tear up, but peppers are horrible. I am better off taking my contacts out and then washing my hands with alcohol before putting them back on, than cut a pepper with…

I'm for some reason reminded of one of John Barrowman's lines in the Torchwood pilot, about there being enough estrogen in rainwater that he could taste it, how it reminded him of being pregnant and that was something he was never going to do again.

And cats. I bet shes allergic to PICTURES of cats.

Onions are about STRENGTH, about PERSEVERANCE. They are CHARACTER-BUILDING. Tear-free onions are for weak fake food, like what you get from McDonalds, in a TV dinner, or the unholy abomination that is Campbell's French Onion Soup.

I have four friends who frequent 1000 yard matches, and do fairly well. One even has a gun rack in his truck (he also has dentures, a gift from playing racquetball.) Not one will drink Budwiser.

This is intended for Dave Amino—or, I suppose any other people in the readership in similar situations. Do you find you get tipped and/or treated better dressed per gender norm or dressed cross-gender? (or whatever the correct term...I don't mean any disrespect, the nomenclature sometimes goes beyond my little brain.)

You have almost inspired me to get a mid-90s Suburban, install a supercharger on it, and then find out where you live so that I may drive past your house daily.

There is no way to avoid it.

I'm either trying to puke, or have a heart attack. Maybe both.

I earned my undergrad from Humboldt University in northern California. (A wonderful school, great programs, and a beautiful area. No, I am not referring to any "420 friendly" reputation, go down to UC Santa Cruz for that.) There was a very casual Greek system there, maybe four houses at the time.

Obviously, someone in Mcdonalds advertising division saw Bill Cosby's (media team) attempt at creating a meme generator for the guys Twitter feed. Then, on a fact finding trip through Myanmar brothels catering for a certain clientele with desires not generally received in positive light anywhere had a moment of…

She is absolutely right. Macdonalds is a luxury and unsuitable for the poors.

"instead customers got a different song, one that magnificently described our feelings about the people who insisted on playing it ad nauseum: Hey Stoopid by Alice Cooper."

"I learned a valuable lesson that day: don't fuck with the people that cook your food."

Navy ships have (or had, not sure about current service vessels) have two taps, one fresh water, the other salt water. One way of hazing newly graduated junior officers was to order them to make a pot of coffee; being under orders they hopped to, being officers, they never asked why there were two taps. Usually, the…

Life imitating art, and now Jasper Fford's character Thursday Next and her job policing cheese smugglers in an alternate England is somewhat less fanciful. We now have justification for X-treem Croquet as an Olympic sport.

Well, one boy is named Milo. My first thought was, of course, who they were shipping on "Legend of Korra", but then I realized that was just the caffeine talking.

It falls back to cannon law. Its really nice that the Chinese government owns 10% of US debt, but they have to be able to collect through adherence to international norms/soft power or be able to use hard power (your very expensive armed forces). The former works only if everyone wants to play by the same set of…