Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

I’m going to take a WAG and say everyone involved in this fiasco is running a serious melanin deficiency.

Fixed! 

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

“Bill Callahan is the Todd McVay of quick losses.”

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Ah good ol’ Toradol. The drug that never dies (in the NFL). 

I have no idea what the Jets think there is to gain here. They’re 1-5, and while Osemele has been a great guard in his career, he’s not the one piece they need to go 9-1 down the stretch and get into the playoffs. Their season is toast, and Osemele *might* have been a useful piece for next year’s team, but apparently…

Same, only instead of “coach” use the word “manage” and instead of “team” use “the evening shift at a Newark Subway”.

Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

You’re pointing out the great irony in all of this.

They currently possess the most important thing in an impeachment process: the majority in the Senate for, at the very least, another 15 months (2020 election winners take office Jan 2021). If they were certain that Trump was/is innocent, their goal should be to have…

Just like there’s always a Trump tweet criticizing Obama for the exact same shit Trump is doing, there’s Biden soundbite that makes him sound more and more like a Republican at heart.

As Dom said yesterday, they’re focused on the wrong thing. Sam was mic’d up, he knew he was mic’d up, he said something human and notable, and it was approved for use in the broadcast.

>>Football is easy. Coaches make it hard.<<

You’re right. He did realize that football is easy.