I was going to say; there’s a whole lot of ungrayed trolls on here, and I don’t know if it’s people who somehow got ungrayed in the mass exodus from Deadspin and Splinter by accident, or if people who are already ungrayed feel punchy and just want to get in fights with people who’s entire reason for existing is…

The difference is that Boris Johnson’s clownish buffoonery seems to be a calculated attempt at disarming people and causing them to look past his dodgy past and racist commentary.

...Alright, typically I don’t comment on Giz, but I feel like this comment section is missing like...several points about why buying a Ring camera isn’t worth it if you think you’re improving your “security”. Chief among those being;

He had no choice. Especially if he does eventually decide to file a suit on his own.

Shout out to the dumbasses in charge who haven’t figured out how to turn the comments off on the subblogs yet. You brain geniuses show your asses at every possible opportunity and we’re all better for it.

If I wanted to eat a wax candle, I’d just go to Bath and Body Works and buy one. At least they have apple pie there.

HIS NAME ISN’T WARREN!

Look man, I get it, Halloween is tomorrow, but there was really no need to scare everyone like that.

I don’t know about you, but if all the sports content is this sports-like, I might spend my valuable sports clicks here at DeadStickingtoSports all the sporting time!

Damn the man.

That’s one thing I never got; there’s tons of fucking sports coverage here.

Lord grant me the courage and unearned ego of a failson MBA with no real world experience. These galaxy brained doofuses completely fucked themselves on so many levels. Not only did they lose the Farmer’s endorsement, but who the fuck else is gonna want to do business with them?

I’m not saying Jim Spanfeller for thinks the earth is flat and clubs baby seals just for fun, I’m just saying that he’s never denied thinking that the earth is flat and that he clubs baby seals just for fun.

I don’t, but I’ll still gladly pay for this content, because what the hell else am I suppose to do at work? DO MY JOB!? Nope, I will gladly pay for a quality reason to procrastinate.

I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Because white supremacy is a terrorist act and that shit works, and they’ve scared a portion of older black voters into never voting for a black president ever again, because look what the fuck happened when they did.

They’re already part of a union, and I’m guessing Spanfeller is breaking like, 3000000 collectively bargained things right now.

They want Deadspin and the other G/O Media blogs to go down the shitter, so they can pocket the advertising dollars and make a quick buck when they eventually sell it for pennies on the dollar.

“Hey, we could either have this thing quietly make us money for years with basically no effort, OR we can break the employees, make readers abandon the place, and then sell it for pennies of the dollar against what it could actually potentially be worth...hmmm, let’s do the second thing!”

I know that. But, like, I’m surprised that when he steps out of the White House, he isn’t inundated with the low hum of boos from people standing outside the White House. I’m surprised some members of the press don’t just his at him. I’m surprised his Presidential motorcades don’t feature lots of thrown, rotten…