The fact that Trump can go anywhere without being cursed at is a testament to how often we give too much respect to assholes and despots who don't deserve. The only thing that would've made me prouder of the area that I live in is if they had started an "ASSHOLE" or "FUCK YOU TRUMP" chant.

I just got married and the amount of little shit that I thought no one care about but my wife and mother in law thought was THE MOST IMPORTANT SHIT IN THE WORLD but ultimately wasn’t anything close to a big deal is...well, basically most things.

“Coach’s Brain” is a real disease.

Spanfeller thinking he could disappear entire blog post and that either no one would notice and/or no one would say jackshit about it completely explains his brain dead decisions.

No lies detected.

It’s almost like catering almost exclusively to a small segment of predominantly white liberals and having a predominantly white group of writers with mostly white perspectives on everything was a fuckin’ bad thing or something.

I don’t get how you constantly criticized about how you don’t connect with black people and hold a Q&A at an HBCU and still don’t have a quasi-decent response for this question. He seemed completely caught off guard by the question, which insane.

Here’s a paragraph about the Skins that makes no sense.

Back when I was insane enough to pay actual human dollars for NFL Game Pass, the best part was the condensed games. I’d skip watching the Skins on Sunday and just wait for the 45 minute version of the team fucking it all up. It’s really the only way to watch football.

I think you can look at the attendance and see the answer to that question. Because yeah, the Browns, the Lions, the Raiders, even the Bengals suck...but there’s always some hope that they’ll get their shit together, even if it’s by accident. It’s what keeps fans coming back.

Gotdamn gotdamn gotdamn!

The Fiend is like, the perfect example of WWE’s creative process.

The thing about The Demon on the main roster is that Vince (and I feel it’s mostly Vince then didn’t get this) thought it was just another spooky supernatural thing. No one seemed to be able to get across to Vince that the Demon was essentially a thing Finn used to psyche himself up and take himself to the next level,…

I know that this was something that happened before Trump, but I still want to blame the proliferation of this new form of gaslighting on Papaya Pol Pot.

This kinda assumes these venture capital assholes give a solitary, solid shit about G/O Media and aren’t here just to extract maximum profit before selling the various pieces of this place off to the next set of assholes who will try to stomp as many dollars out of it as possible.

I said this in the other article about the Jets clusterfuck, but this whole thing is basically Belichick daring Adam Gase to change literally anything about his game plan, and Adam Gase just refusing to, because he had something he wanted to accomplish in this game and he was going to do it regardless of if it was…

As someone who used to live with someone who smoked while I didn’t, I appreciate people who vape a lot more. There is an advantage to the technology portion of it, which is that mainly when I walked through the door, rather than getting the smell of the worst, cheapest skunk you could buy mixed with the smell of dog…

We can’t even get them to not advertise podcasts from The Ringer on a site that should be competing for views with The Ringer, so I’ma guess they won’t stop the auto-play videos until people stop coming, at which point they’ll justify gutting Deadspin and punting it into the dark abysses of the internet.

It’s not just about knee pads. It’s the seemingly asinine rules about not having pants pulled sufficiently below the knee, or getting fined for having socks that are the wrong length, or an unnecessary and stupid halt in game action because someone isn’t wearing the right sponsored visor, or you can’t wear the wrong…

I think the argument from the player’s perspective is that those knee and thigh pads functionally do nothing, everyone knows they do nothing, and thus fining people for something that everyone knows doesn’t do anything based on the alleged fear or potential lawsuits is BS, especially because what the league is being…