It’s almost like white progressives don’t want to admit that they got worked by a foreign government into enthusiastically supporting a mediocre white guy or something...

This is true, but it’s a good line, and I’d imagine it’d be the kind of thing that Kamala and others are probably going to poke him in the ribs over.

There’s a reason why the second he had to open his mouth and defend any position he’s held, his poll numbers dropped 5-10 points in like every poll. Joe’s biggest enemy is Joe, and Kamala drew first blood. Now you have Booker attacking him for the Crime Bill, and I can only imagine what someone like Elizabeth Warren…

It's because this country is almost as sexist as it is racist. Almost.

Biden is actually a skilled debater and I’m sure he’s got some solid one liners about Kamala’s record, but I’m also sure he don’t want none of the noise Kamala (and now Booker apparently) are about to bring him. Kamala is gonna bring up Anita Hill and Biden’s gonna have no fucking answers for it.

If the goal was making the New York Jets look as inconsequential and uninteresting as they are, mission fucking accomplished.

Or it is like a black politician who frequently gets asked by black people what specifically they’re doing for the African-American community. And then you answer it, and then some bad faith actor asks you the same question. And then you repeatedly get asked the same question over and over.

...So your problem is that you feel like Deadspin is treating pro wrestling as “real”, even though, it’s not, and is simply acknowledging the reality of a tournament in a company that clearly you don’t understand or care to understand. Got it.

Because the feud went from Dean Ambrose being the coolest, most badass motherfucker on the planet to “James Elsworth made Vince laugh and now we’re going to put him into every single segment with Ambrose”.

Remember when nicknames used to happen on accident instead of because some marketing department exec thought it looked good on a t-shirt, and then all the t-shirts look like shit?

The G1 is, quite literally, all about records. It’s a round robin tournament with points awarded based on points and losses. Being 3-0 in the G1 Tournament is in fact a Big Deal, especially for a gaijin performer. I’m not sure why this confuses you.

I once watched Kyle Shanahan milk something approaching a coherent offense from Rex Grossman, Jabar Gaffney, Fred Davis and Roy Helu. He earns an eternal pass from me dealing with that and actually making football somewhat fun to watch, even if the Skins still lost all the fucking time.

Belichick can’t be Trump, because Belichick is actually accomplished, actually knows what the fuck he’s talking about, and regularly outsmarts other people. Belichick is like, the anti-Trump. Which makes it all the more astounding that he’d support a goober like Trump in the first place.

Nah, you’re right. But I think if you’re in that situation and your loved one is literally trying to propose to you and you just want to go on with your day, you might comply thinking “fuck it, at least if I do what they ask they’ll go away”.

I had one of my employees literally selling weed on the floor of my store and I still didn’t call the cops or security until I had verified it on tape and had exhausted all my other options.

When I first started working retail, I absolutely was the type of person to chase someone. It’s not until I was thinking about it fairly recently that I realized that someone could’ve turned around and shot and killed me all because I wanted to recover a few Friends DVD box sets. Ross and Rachel are not worth that,…

Jesus Christ, that sentence jumped out and punched me in the face. And I feel like the Joe Biden line after it was 1.) to make a concession that maybe another mediocre white guy might be President and 2.) somehow even worse than suggesting Bernie could be President.

Welfare fraud is barely a thing, my dude.

I’m just not sure what the hell the security guards here were trying to accomplish. I mean, other than just being racist as fuck. That much is obvious.

“Hey, maybe we shouldn’t make humans drink and bathe in poisonous water” is another one of those things like “less people should die”, “black people shouldn’t be shot by police for no reason” and “maybe the president shouldn’t be a racist” that is somehow a crazy left-wing idea instead, ya know...common ass sense.